Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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