i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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