Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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