You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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