honey bunches of taint.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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