So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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