I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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