I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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