You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dick very happy bro
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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