Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize