She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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