who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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