Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
whose parrot is this?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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