We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i already hear my dad disowning me
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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