It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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