found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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