i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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