My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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