what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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