So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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