I heard we made out
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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