Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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