Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dignity is for republicans.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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