Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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