Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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