I hate your face
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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