I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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