The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
