somebody snuck up and got me drunk
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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