he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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