there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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