I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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