I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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