On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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