did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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