You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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