Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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