Midget sex pt 2 tonight
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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