On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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