problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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