i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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