At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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