She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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