I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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