So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
