do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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