Porn is love you can see.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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