Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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