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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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