hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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