i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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