i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
