In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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