just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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