what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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