Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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